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“Mr. Baseball,” Bob Uecker, and His “Flycatcher” Tuba!

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Uke’s Hilarious Miller Lite Commercial!

As is my custom, yesterday I was pursuing the National Pastime, This Day in Baseball History website looking for something to write about. I came across this gem from the 1964 World Series:

Bob Uecker, who had been shagging out in left field, tries to catch batting practice balls with a tuba when an unsuspecting member of a Dixieland band leaves it unattended. Much to the delight of the crowd, the comedic Cardinals backup catcher is successful in two of his six attempts to snag a fly ball in the mouth of the instrument, but the owner, who is not amused, asks the team for $250 to cover the cost of repairing the dented brass.

Haha! Check out the featured photo above. We see Uke in action with his “flycatching” tuba! In the caption I found with the photo, it said Ueck was trying to “loosen things up” before Game Two of the 1964 World Series (October 7) between the Cardinals and Yankees at Busch Stadium.

Here’s what Uke had to say about it: 

“They had some Dixieland bands on the field that were playing before the game and while one of them was taking a break, I grabbed one of the tubas and put it on and went out in the outfield and started shagging fly balls with it. I didn’t catch them all. Some made dents in the tuba, but I caught a couple!”

I’ve written about this incident before, so this gives me a chance to “dust off” and update a post from a few years ago:

Bob Uecker: The Funniest Man to Ever Laced Up Cleats!  

Bob’s one of those guys that no matter what he says, it just cracks you up. So let’s pay tribute to Uke with a few of his funniest quips and one-liners. Even if you‘ve heard some of them before, they’re still funny!

•  “I remember I signed with the Milwaukee Braves for a $3000 bonus. That bothered my dad at the time. We were a poor family. He didn’t know where he was going to come up with that kind of dough!”
• “They said I was such a great prospect that they were sending me to winter ball to sharpen up. When I got off the plane I was in Greenland!”
• “In 1963 I was named the Minor League Player of the Year. The only problem is that it was my second year in the Bigs.”
• “My highest hit total was 43 in 1966. I had slumps that lasted into the winter.”
• Commenting on his three top career highlights: “Let’s see, I once got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax. And once I got out of a rundown against the Mets. In a preseason intra-squad game in 1967, I walked with the bases loaded to drive in the winning run.”
• The above quote notwithstanding: “I once hit a home run off Koufax. I always thought that home run might keep Sandy from getting into the Hall of Fame!”
• “I didn’t receive a lot of awards as a player, but once they had a ‘Bob Uecker Day-Off’ in Philly.”
• “Once I looked at the third base coach for a signal and he turned his back on me.”
• “Sporting goods companies would pay me not to endorse their products.”
• “I’m batting against the Dodgers in Milwaukee. They led 2-1 in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, two out, and the pitcher had a full count on me. I looked over at the Dodgers’ dugout and they were all in street clothes.”
• Speaking about Ted Williams: “We had similar styles in that we both used a bat. I was more of a ‘choke’ hitter…I choked every time I was up there.”
• Uecker was the backup catcher for Joe Torre with the Braves. Once when Torre was hurt and went on the disabled list, Uecker commented: “Joe’s injury almost cost me my career…they had to play me!”

And then there’s the classic Miller Lite commercial from the early 1990s, possibly the funniest commercial ever made. It included such memorable lines like “Bingo-o,” “Front Ro-o-w!” and gave birth to the phrase: “The Uecker seats.” (See video above)

Here’s Uke’s “Rather Unimpressive” Career Stats!

Let’s face it, Bob didn’t make the Hall of Fame because of his batting prowess!:

The 6’1”, 190-pound catcher played six seasons in the majors (1962-’67) for the Milwaukee Braves (1962-’63), St. Louis Cardinals (1964-’65), Philadelphia Phillies (1966-’67), and Atlanta Braves (1967). Uke hit .200 with 14 home runs and 74 RBIs. He was a member of the 1964 World Series Champion Cardinals, although he did not play in the World Series. He’s been the play-by-play announcer for the Brewers since 1971. He was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame (Frick Award Recipient) in 2003.

Here’s a few nice words about Uke from the book, Baseball Eccentrics:

“Lest you think that Uecker is little more than Rodney Dangerfield in cleats, think again. The reference to Uecker as “Mr. Baseball” is intended to be ironic, but he actually does represent baseball’s Everyman. Here is a ballplayer whom we can identify with. Few of us can imagine being Ted Williams or Alex Rodriguez or Manny Ramirez, but we can all imagine being Bob Uecker. The fact is that Uecker, despite all his self-deprecating talk, was good enough to be a major leaguer, something that 99.999 percent of us will never be. 

Thanks to Bob Uecker for adding some much-needed humor to our baseball lives! Feel free to add any of your favorite remembrances or one-liners from “Mr. Baseball.”

Gary Livacari 

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Information: Excerpts edited from the Bob Uecker Wikipedia page; Quotes from Baseball Eccentrics and National Pastime website; stats from Baseball Reference.com